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vardaesque:

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whorville:

You finger yourself??? Disgusting. Those fingers should be turning pages of the holy bible

gotta get em wet before you turn the pages tho

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this is going to be the text post that sends me straight to hell isnt it

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cokeflow:

I am drunk on my front porch and I think a lizard went into my shirt but whatever man have fun in there

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ilovesmoothjazz1998:

tumblr said i “liked” your post, but in reality? i loved it. i love you

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babycakesforboobear:

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unconventionalkitchenslave:

What’s the difference between being hungry and horny?

where you put the cucumber

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hugsandhairtugs:

At the Cal-Neva Lodge in Lake Tahoe, the Nevada/California state line actually runs through the swimming pool.

Fun fact:  Cal-Neva was once co-owned by Frank Sinatra.

This is cool as fuck cause you can tell people you swam from Nevada to California

or that your penis reaches all the way to California

two kinds of people

Two kinds of people

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amazingatheist:

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important psa about buns

We raised rabbits when I was a child and my sister gave a rabbit a bath (she was 5) and it died..so heed this instruction.

I wasn’t going to reblog this, but then I realized I might save a rabbit.

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